1.You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world.
SO RAHE HO.
BHUL GAYE ?
CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.
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3.waqt k sath her cheez badal jati h
har yaad per dhool chadh jati h
lekin apki tasveer dil ke us kone me rakhi h
jaha saans bhi pooch kar jati h
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mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya, HELLO FOOL
5.If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
6..Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi…
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi…
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab…
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…
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7.Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
8.Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!
9. Colleague: "Sorry I'm Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure." Santa: "That's Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The E
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10.Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch
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11.Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet
12.: Full Dose of Laughter - Nonstop ::
I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.
13.Questions: "Why Could Ayesha Takia Never Become A School Teacher?" Answer: "Because Everytime She Moved To Write Something On A Board The Words Got
14.Kehte hai hatho ki lakire adhuri ho to kismat me mohabbat nahi hoti latest love sms
par sach to ye hai ki hatho me ho koi pyara hath to lakiro ki vi jrurat nhi hoti.
15.A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:
“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”
Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,
A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”
Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”
Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!
Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39
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16.the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.
They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his cell phone and they say they will be there within 20 minutes.
It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who then puts it away.
"Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.
"AFTER the police get here." replies the lawyer
Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend Boy: "Hey, All The Best" Girl-Friend: "All The Best To You Too" But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.
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18.A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom
Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said:
Look Mom look, that boy and girl
Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.
19.Theres 3 men and they all want a job at sainsburys so the 1st man comes in and says to the manager :1st Man: Can i have a job please Manager:Yes go and do something dangerous so he does something dangerous comes back and says: 1st Man: Ive done it Manager:How many letters in the alphebet 1st Man:26
Same for 2nd Man
Same for 3rd Man
But on 3rd man Manager:How many letters in the alphebet
3rd man:24 Manager:why you say that: 3rd Man: Because i just blewup B&Q