Monday, 28 March 2016

April fool Funny Quotes


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i m fool
i m fool
i m fool
i m fool 
i m fool 
ohk OhK It's COOL 
I am totally AGREE U R a Ultimate FOOL 
Now plz Control urself 
"Happy April fools Day"



 

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1st March Or 1st aprill
Fool is Fool doesn't matter.
Wishing a very happy, prosperous and joyful and awefull
Happy Fools Day to the King of Foools  :)

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April Foools gone in past & you are d bigest foool at last :)

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I m your Girl Friend. 
  • Sweet
  • Intelligent
  • Smarte
  • Talented
  • Excellent
  • Romantic
It's ok Na...
In Short I m Your S.I.S.T.E.R 
*Happy April Fools Day*

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You Are a bitch




B eautiful
I ntelligent
T elented
C ute
H ypnotic


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.
Don't Smile ..




**You Are Really a silly Bitch :p**

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If Today anybody talk & praise to you about ur

  1. Hair Style
  2. Look
  3. Attitude
  4. Nature





then piss them off !
How dare they make u fool before april fool :p

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!!!!! Warning  !!!!!


This is a Virus...
.
.
.
.
when you turn your phon off , it will not work :p

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Cheese is Cheese..
Butter is Butter.....




If you forgot me 
I will through you in
##############
#       GUTTTER      #
#############

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Congratulations!
You are Got Selected
to Meet with Aamir Khan.
.
.
.
To meet with Him plz transfer 
10 rs balance to this mobile No 
XXXXXXXXXX.

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The Bike is Parked in Stand..
The Bike is Parked in Stand.
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.
.
.
& This Monkey Have a phone in his Hand 
Happy April fools Day ! :)

Husband wife April fool pranks


Car is stolen >>New<<

If your husband wake up before you , When he is in the shower

Just move his car away from its daily place & when he goes to leave He wil this his cas is stolen.

Sew the under wears >>New<<

These are great ideas! Ha-Ha
You may just have to sew all your husband’s underwear together !
& watch !

Strange condom-condom ringtone >New<


Take the Phone of your husband
.
Change his your personal contact ringtone to " Condom-Condom Ringtone "
.
Just ring while he is  among office colleagues :)

Best April fool pranks for friends | colleagues | Roommates


Hidden alarm clocks >New<

Got Bunch of Alarm Clocks.

Set them up early in the morning &
Hide them all into different places in your friend's room :)


Strange condom-condom ringtone >New<

Take the Phone of your friend
.
Change his ringtone to "Condom-Condom Ringtone"
.
Just ring his phone among the friends group :)

Best April fool pranks for kids


Clothes Away >New<

When your kid get sleep
.
Just make him Naked.

it will be very surprising where did his clothes gone ;)

Sleep on Strange place >New<

When your kids got sleep
.
.
Change his bed (or you can put him any strange place like kitchen)

Ready to capture His face , when he woke up :)

Make their faces weird >New<

Make mustaches, beards and uni-brows on your kids face while they are sleeping,
And also write tag like "Happy April fool's day" on forehead using washable temporaray marker.

A complain from School Teacher >New<

At 1st april day when your child come to HOme from school .

Ask him angerly , Son what the Hell you did in School , I got a phone call about your complain from your principle :p

Best April fool ideas 2016


April fool Idea No 1 - Gadha ban gya

Take a Paper & Write on it
"Ise palto kuch ban jayega"
.
.
On other side write
"Gadha ban Gya :p "

Put the paper anywhere & see the uneven faces :)

April fools Idea no 2 - Crazy Computer



Purchase a   wireless mouse   & put the receiver on to victim's pc.
.
.
Now when he start to use his computer , 
Just   make him crazy by moving your mouse   :)

April fools Idea no 3 - Cookie become toothpaste

Take an Oreo (Or any other cream Biscuit)
.
.Take off outsides
Scrap the Middle Cream layer
Put ToothPaste in middle 

Now just put it to your dad :)

April fools Idea no 4 - Sugar become Salt



It's just a Little prank with your family


If you have a little holder for Salt / Sugar


Then Just replace sugar with Salt & be ready to watch exteme faces of your friends & family.
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Sunday, 27 March 2016

Happy April fools practical jokes For kids | Children Jokes 2016



Happy April fools practical jokes For kids | Children Jokes  April fools pranks for children safe pranks for children school party college party pranks party pranks for teenagers fun things to do on sleepovers fun things to do on sleepovers for 10 year olds.
April fools is coming and kids are very excited to play a prank on their friends on April fools days and our site is good for these pranks

  1. Turn your house upside down: Turn photos, toys, and furniture everything upside down the night before.
  1. What’s That in Your Apple? For a fruity April Fool’s practical joke, get a few gummy wormsand carefully poke them into fresh fruit, particularly apples. Give mom or dad a wormy apple for lunch and leave a few apples on the table for friends and family members to snack on.

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  1. Replace Oreo cream-filling: Scraping out the oreo cream and fill it with toothpaste and offer yummy toothpaste oreo to kids.
  1. Pretend to Sneeze: Take Cup of some water in your hand and pretend to sneeze on the back of someone’s head.
  1. Chocolate Phone: Replace your teen’s cell phone with chocolate or jelly version before they leave for school. They’ll wonder if they should dial it or eat it.
  1. Got Milk? : Add few drops of food colouring in milk. add any blue green colour instead of pink yellow.  It’s harmless April fool prank but results are very colourful.

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  1. Switch the keys: Switch around random keys on someone’s keyboard who isn’t a very good typist.
  1. Rotate screen: Rotate the screen of desktop by changing its setting.
  1. Switch bed: When your kids are sleeping switch them into other’s bed. Your kid gonna be confused how he came to another bed.
  1. Leave a message: Take your friends cell phone and tape it under a chair or desk or you can hide somewhere safe place and then start calling. Watch them try to find the cell phone.

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Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool's Day 2016.
And let me admit that I am happy today.
I am Happy Today because:
When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven't lied.
When many peoples are cheating, I haven't cheated anyone.
When almost everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven't hurt anyone.

I wish you to be Happy like me on This April Fools Day.



A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."  




A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you." 




Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."  





Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes." 



There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''  





Assistant: "Sir, can I have a day off next week to visit my mother-in-law?"
Boss: "Certainly not!"

Assistant: "Thank you so much sir! I knew you would be understanding." 






A doctor tells an old couple at his office he needs to get a stool sample, a urine sample, and a blood test from the old man. Hard of hearing, the old man asks his wife what the doctor said. The wife replies, "He needs a pair of your underwear."  





An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While the man is with the doctor, the doctor asks him, "So how has life been treating you?" The old man replies, "The Lord's been good to me. Every night when I go to the bathroom, he turns the light on and when I'm finished, he turns the light off." While the old woman is with the doctor, the doctor told her what her husband said. She replied, "Damn it! The old fart's been pissing in the ice box again!" 






A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What's the problem?" "My mother died in August," he said, "and left me $25,000." "Gee, that's tough," he replied. "Then in September," the friend continued, "my father died, leaving me $90,000." "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you're depressed." "Then last month, my aunt died and left me $15,000." "Three close family members lost in three months? How sad." "Then this month," continued the friend, "absolutely nothing!" 






Johnny was playing outside when he had to go to the bathroom. He runs inside his house and his grandma was in the bathroom naked about to take a shower. He looks at her crotch and says, “Whats that?” She says, “Well, it's a beaver, Johnny.” The next day the same thing happens, only his mom is taking the shower. He says, “Mom I know what that is. It's a beaver, but I think grandma's is dead because its tongue is hanging out.” 


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APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2016 NON VEG ADULT FUNNY JOKES

 Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.
 
FUNNY AND ADULT SHAYARI IN HINDI AND URDU

A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
Boss: what?
Girl: your eyes.


Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me  kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru  kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !

Fauji's wife daily sends her
nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai,
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??


Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!

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Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
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Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

T-shirt quotes: now more tastier and healthier, handle with care, tasted by experts, shake well before use, can make boneless thing hard, no one can use just once.

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What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..

……………………………….
Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
………………………….
Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!


What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.




Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his  wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and  said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..

The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps  his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:

“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”

A man  was sitting in bus his elbow touched a woman breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to woman and says, ‘Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.’
She replies, ‘If your penis is as much hard as your elbow, I’m in room 112.  






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1.You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world.

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CUTE means
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere !!!


2.
SO RAHE HO.
BHUL GAYE ?
?
?
CHALO UTHO ?
SUSU KAR KE SONA.
( “.)
< )_,
– – .
LL .,:,


3.waqt k sath her cheez badal jati h
har yaad per dhool chadh jati h
lekin apki tasveer dil ke us kone me rakhi h
jaha saans bhi pooch kar jati h


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4.mil gaya,
mil gaya mughe KOI mil gaya…..
oye oye mil gia
mil gia , oye mil gia
sach me mil gaya Yaar…………..
April main mara SMS padhne wala ik or FOOL mil gaya, HELLO FOOL


5.If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2) nature
3) style
4) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

6..Dheere dheere apna bana gaya koi…
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha gaya koi…
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya rab…
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…

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7.Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE.........


8.Beti: Mein padosi se pyar karti hu aur uske sath bhag rahi hu!
Baap: Thanks mere apise aur time dono bach gye.
Beti: Papa mein to letter padh rahi hu!
jo mummy rakh ke Gayi..!!

9. Colleague: "Sorry I'm Late, I Got Stuck In An Elevator For 4 Hours Because Of A Power Failure." Santa: "That's Alright, Me Too I Got Stuck On The E

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10.Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i m asking you
Husband : i m asking you
Wife : u copying me.?
Husband : u copying me?
Wife : lets go shopping
Husband :Yes i had my lunch

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11.Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.
Boy: What are the two things?
Girl: Your feet


12.: Full Dose of Laughter - Nonstop ::

I bought a new printer because
it was cheaper than ink refills.
Now I'm wondering how long before
new cars are cheaper than fuel.


13.Questions: "Why Could Ayesha Takia Never Become A School Teacher?" Answer: "Because Everytime She Moved To Write Something On A Board The Words Got



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par sach to ye hai ki hatho me ho koi pyara hath to lakiro ki vi jrurat nhi hoti.


15.A Journalist To A Doctor Of A Mental Hospital:

“How Do You Determine Whether To Admit A Patient Or Not?”

Doctor: “Well, We First Fill A Bathtub With Water Till The Top. Then Give A Teaspoon,

A Glass & A Bucket To The Patient & Ask Him / Her To Empty The Bathtub.”

Journalist: “Obviously A Normal Person Would Use A Bucket Because It’s Bigger!”

Doctor: “No You Stupid, A Normal Person Would Pull The Drain Plug!

Admit This Idiot In Ward No. 39

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16.the white line in the centre of the road. They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, miraculously neither driver is hurt.

They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer. The lawyer calls the police on his cell phone and they say they will be there within 20 minutes.

It’s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who then puts it away.

"Aren’t you going to have a drink?" the doctor says.

"AFTER the police get here." replies the lawyer


17.
Before Exam Boy To His Girl-Friend Boy: "Hey, All The Best" Girl-Friend: "All The Best To You Too" But Girl Scored 80 Marks And Boy Failed.

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18.A Kid On His Way 2 Home With His Mom
Saw A Couple Kissing On The Road,
He Suddenly Shouted & Said:
Look Mom look, that boy and girl
Are Fighting For A Chewing GUM.


19.Theres 3 men and they all want a job at sainsburys so the 1st man comes in and says to the manager :1st Man: Can i have a job please       Manager:Yes go and do something dangerous so he does something dangerous comes back and says: 1st Man: Ive done it Manager:How many letters in the alphebet 1st Man:26

Same for 2nd Man

Same for 3rd Man

But on 3rd man      Manager:How many letters in the alphebet

3rd man:24  Manager:why you say that: 3rd Man: Because i just blewup B&Q

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APRIL FOOLS SHAYARI 2016

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Ladka bola
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.
FUNNY GIRLFRIEND PRANKS TO DO THIS APRIL FOOL DAY
Sine mein dil,
Dil me dard,
Dard me yaqin,
Yaqin mein khayal,
Khayal mein khwab,
Khwab mein tasweer
Tasweer mein sirf aap!
Itna Darawna khuwab?
Baap re Baap...
Advance April Fool SMS
31st March Or 1st April
Fool is Fool doesn’t matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar garm pani se dhokar
Category: Funny Sms, Hindi Sms, Insult Sms, Naughty Sms.
Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.  
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
140 Characters sms for april fool
Fool se, Fool ne,
Foolon ki Foolwari me
Fool ke sath wish kiya
‘You are the most Beautifool,
Colorfool & Wonderfool
Amongst all the Fools.
Happy April Fool 2016

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1. APRIL FOOLS FUNNY QUOTES
.Night Fun

I hear eating.
I hear drinking.
I hear music.
I hear laughter.
Fun is something
Grownups never have
Before my bedtime.
Only after.
By Judith Viorst




2 APRIL FOOLS FUNNY SAYING
 .Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?Noah.
Noah body…April Fool’s!
Knock, Knock!
Noah. Noah Who?
Noah  fooling this time…It’s really me!
Knoch,Knock! Who’s there?
Noah.Noah who?
Noah Somethimg?
It,s Still April Fool,s!

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3. APRIL FOOL WORKING JOKES
Talk about yer Chris’masses
Fourth o’ Julys and cirkusses—
They ain’t in it for the real fun
That’s to be had on April one;
Even Hallowe’en is very tame
To April first—that is ‘f yer game.

I think that April first must be
Ind’pendence Day fer kids like me,
When we kin play all sorts of jokes
And not be punished by our folks—
Though pa, he says, in a threat’nin’ way:
“Bill, no nonsense from you today!”

When Jim’s pants legs are found sewed up;
When ma of coffee takes a sup
And finds the sugar tastes like salt—
I say, quite inn’cent, “Taint my fault.”
They frown and say, half-scold, half-laugh,
“This here is some of Willie’s chaff.”

The teacher has her troubles too
(You know what mischeevous boys can do).
But when I hollered “April Fool!”
She kept me in long after school.
I didn’t care much for I knew
She wasn’t game—like me or you.

Say, you look as though you might
Know how a boy ‘d feel at night,
As though a big day’s work was done,
And how h’d fooled ‘em all—’cept one—
For pa, he’d said to me, one side,
“Don’t ye fool Me, ‘r I’ll tan yer hide!”
– Will E. Cowles.
4.    "April Fools Day”

I’ve been known to act like a fool,
not just once but a time or two.
So April Fools Day suits me to a T
It’s a special holiday made just for me!

— Nancy Hughes
5. APRIL FOOLS NEW JOKES
Jb Tum Ayene K Paas Jate Ho To Ayena Kehta Ha
You R Beautiful…..

Or Jb Tum Ayene Se Door Jate Ho To Ayena Kehta Ha
April Fool April Fool…. Hahahahah -:D

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APIRL FOOLS DAYS QUOTES
 A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has his suspicions.
 
The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.
 
It takes courage to make a fool of yourself and you have already done a good job.
Long time ago,, only fools used to read my status, and today …..the history continues…
 
 Today is the day to Propose a girl. If she accepts that’s your LUCK otherwise just tell her its April Fool.
 
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
 
April Fool is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty four days.
 
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1st …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.

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1.APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2016
Put some hot chilly yummy sauce on someone's toothbrush in the morning of apirl fools day 2016 Let it sink in for a few minutes till then wait and predict in mind what will happen , then wash it off, not very, so that 10% still remain in the toothbrush and your prank can go successfull. Then, put it back from when you got and come back to your location and wait for victim to brush their teeth and whey they will do You know what will happen next. HE HE HE.... 
2.APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2016 USING SNAKE
SNAKE! - All you need is a rubber snake and some fishing line. Tie the fishing line around the snake and then attach the other end of the line to the inside of a cupboard or anything that opens and closes. Set it up so that when they open the door/cupboard the snake will jump out. Or simply set it up to drag across the lounge floor while everyone is watching TV!

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3.APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2016
Put Some new brand Vaseline all over the toilet in your parents bathroomseat see that nobody sees you otherwise it will be double meaning for yourself and you may be scold. When your mom gets up in the night to go to the bathroom and when she will sit on seat. YOU KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT. Play this pranks safe because many wrong things can happen.
 4. APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2016
FAKE CAKE - Take a round car-washing sponge, or a piece of craft foam, and decorate it with cake frosting, sprinkles, etc. Then try not to laugh when the victim struggles to cut themselves some cake. This one gets 5 STARS for Good Pranks!

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5. APRIL FOOLS PRANKS 2016
Put plastic wrap which is transparent in colour on the bathroom soap. Wait for your victim to use it for washing hands. Watch your victims whe he try to lather the soap while washing their hands and he will CONFUSE that why foam is not coming. This can be a great SAFE April fools for TODAY.
6.APRIL FOOL PRANKS PARENTS
BOILED - Take the eggs from someone’s refrigerator and hard-boil them. Then put them back where you found them. Can work well when camping, only do a few if you want breakfast!
7.APRIL FOOLS JOKES FOR PARENTS 2016
OH DEAR - Fold the flat sheet on the bed double and tuck in securely on the sides, when the person get into bed they can't go further than half way!

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1.Prank OF SPIDER APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2016
My girlfriend has a phobia of spiders. So I decided to put a tarantula in a pizza box for April Fools Day. BIG! Shout out to my brother who helped me come up with this idea. 
2. YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS PREGNANT APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2016
So I decided to play a pretty bad joke on my parents for April Fools Day this year. We were at a vacation home with several other families and it was around mid day, and we were about to head out to go to a ski resort. Before we left I put on my acting face and acted very traumatized and grabbed both my parents and told them i needed to talk to them and brought them upstairs into an empty room in the house where I hid my camera on the floor behind a chair. I held their hands and asked them if they loved me, to my dismay they said yes (:D) and I said I got my girlfriend pregnant and then buried my head in my hands and began to fake cry. I was surprised how calm they were even though they had no idea it was a prank, I felt bad so I ended the prank quickly and as my mom was telling me "remember how I told you we would be there for you no matter what?" I said "yeah but its a good thing its April Fools Day!". Then they panicked and immediately started beating me to a pulp, I don't blame them. Enjoy!

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You are one of the CUTEST persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere.
Cheese is Cheese,
and Butter is butter.
if you forget me,
I will throw you in
G U T T E R.


Post a Photoshopped profile picture

If you have good photo editing skills, you could photoshop a picture of you with a fake injury or even just post a close-up of a broken arm or a leg in a cast (nothing gory please — keep it light).

For a unique spin on this prank, consider posting a photoshopped image of a fake tattoo. This tutorial shows you how to make any digital image into a tattoo on a photo. While this technique is used by artists to give a sneak preview of what a tattoo would look like, it would also make for an excellent April Fools' prank when posted as your profile picture.




Change your birthday to April first

If you have a gazillion random online acquaintances -- oops, we mean Facebook "friends" --  pull an easy prank on them by simply changing your birthday to April 1 and watch the birthday wishes come rolling in. Consider giving your family and inner crew a heads-up so they don’t mistakenly blow your cover early on by publicly calling you out on your prank.

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 If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 your
1) Good looks
2) Nature
3) Style
4) Attitude,
Kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.


SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..



A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
 
 A General asks a young lady officer,

how she felt in Services?

Lady: Very fine, whole day passes in saying Yes Sir,

Yes Sir & the whole night in No Sir, No Sir!

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1.Leave a Message APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2016

Take your friends cell phone and tape it under a chair, under a desk,or hide it somewhere safe and then start calling. Watch them try to find the phone. too funny!!

2. Change your victim’s cell phone settings from English to another language.

3.Place mini marshmallows on top of the ceiling fan’s blades, then ask someone to turn it on.

4.Extra Special Juice April Fools Pranks 2016

Fill a pitcher of water and add food coloring. Place it back into the fridge. Try hard not to laugh when your victim pours a glass of it to drink because it's not what they expect!.
Another fun water trick, fill a water glass and place a piece of paper, cardboard or plastic over the top. Flip the cup upside down on a flat surface, glass table or smooth counter. Now, pull the cover out from under the cup. The water should stay in the cup, the water will form a vacuum and stay put. Clean up any spilled water and place it in an area that's not too obvious. Definitely a fun trick for little kids, outside. Don't try this with koolaide or milk, in the house!
  
5.Toilet papering a car, that's right, car not house has not been overdone. Toilet papering a house is so cliché. But, if you wrap a car in TP (on a dry, not rainy day), then it's all good fun especially if it's a coach, teacher or famous Wall Street businessman that deserves it. Of course, toilet papering the dog, sometimes can be equally as fun. 

6. Ping pong balls make for wonderful pranks. Perhaps, the top place to place the ping pong balls will be the kitchen cupboards at home or similar high cupboards at work such as in the color copier room or another similar place. 

7.A not so nice way to freak out your roommate or best friend. Sprinkle sugar around the gas cap and ground so it looks like someone put sugar in the gas tank. Be extremely careful to not get any sugar in the gas tank because sugar can cause extreme motor damage if it gets mixed into the gas! Because of this, the illusion of it being done can cause your victim to panic. Another car prank option is to leave a note saying "I'm sorry, I hit your car!" The idea here is to lead your victim into believing that something happened to their car when in fact it didn't happen at all. 

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8. Print out a life-size face (this can be anyone-someone in your family, a monster, a celebrity, your victim, or even yourself). Attach it to the underside of the toilet seat facing up. Now close the lid to the toilet. When your victim lifts the lid, they will get a scare!

9. Plastic wrap someone's bed just for the sport of it. You can use small, grocery store plastic wrap or large commercial plastic wrap. The choice is yours and the fun will be knowing your friend or foe has a cleanup job ahead of them.

10.Use someone's kitchen sink as a planter. Of course if you don't want destroy anything put down some plastic wrap first, then fill with dirt, and put a few plants in for good measure.

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APRIL FOOL PRANKS 2016 NON VEG ADULT FUNNY JOKES

 Nurse lost her cat in hospital, anyone have female sex organ All women stood up. I mean anyone seen a female sex organ? All men stood up, I mean anyone seen my sex organ, all doctor stood up.


A sexy and attractive female employee meets her boss and says sir will you remove something from my breast?
Boss: what?
Girl: your eyes.


Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me  kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya. Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru  kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, Wo behosh ho gaya. Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya & jate hue shishe pe likh gai: Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !

Fauji's wife daily sends her
nude photo with both legs wide open ...
"Janu, I'll wait like this till you come!"
Fauji: Wo to theek hai,
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??


Husband is praying before going to bed ...
Wife: What are you praying for?
Husband: For guidance.
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!



Boy:Hey can i touch ur software?
Girl: first show me ur hardware?
.

.

.
Boy: can i install it in ur system?
Girl: Ok…… but cover it with antivirus, then install it.

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What Is The Difference Between Sky And
Skirt.?………..

……………………………….
Sky Covers The Whole Universe..
………………………….
Skirt Covers The Universal “HOLE”..!


What's the similarity between school bell and girls hole? When you hit any of these, children come out.




Prof: to keep your character good, think every woman as your mother.
Student: but thinking every woman as my mother will make my fathers character bad.

One night, couple were laying down the husband gently taps
his  wife’s hip and starts rubbing her breast. The wife turns over
and  said: sorry honey, I’ve gynecologist appointment 2morrow and I
want to keep it fresh.”…………………………………..

The husband, dejected, turned over and tried to sleep.
Unable to sleep a few minute later, he taps  his wife shoulder again. This
time he spoke slowly to her:

“Honey,Do you have a dentist appointment 2morrow too?”

A man  was sitting in bus his elbow touched a woman breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to woman and says, ‘Madam, if your heart is as soft as your breast,
I know you’ll forgive me.’
She replies, ‘If your penis is as much hard as your elbow, I’m in room 112. 

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 April Fool's Days and is coming and without funny jokes for april fools day it is incomplete everyone one wants to do successfull April fool pranks 2016 on here friend, family member or teacher but how to do it successfully?

Here Are 5 collection of April Fool Pranks for 2016

April Fool Pranks 2016 First

Sexy Girl
Borrow your friend cell/Mobile Phone and edit you contact no. to any girl name. Keeps tha name attratcive or any girl name which he knows. Opposit for Girl ,edit name  of any boys .Give him a miss call from your mobile no. The missed call detail will show that girl/boy name.

Bonus:
If he/she call back it will come to you don’t attend the call that will make him angry and increase your fun more.
Tip: keep you phone on silent mode even not on vibration mode so that the victim cannot find your phone ringing and you can enjoy your prank.

April Fool Pranks 2016 Second

BakingSoda Donut
Make the perfect morning snack for April 1st! 2016 Buy some plain donuts from market.
Then coat and mix well in baking powder. Leave them out for your victim so that your prank go in series
They will look just like a powdered-sugar donuts, and victim will surely try to taste it but taste terrible! and rest you know the enjoyment of this prank


April Fool Pranks 2016 Third

Smoking
Have a Nice Smoke
Dip the tips of starting point of someone’s cigarettes into Orajel so their lips will go numb
Tip: But be careful he/she can beat you also.


April Fool Pranks 2016 Fourth

Lets talk
Conference call between two people then don’t say anything, just listen to the voice dont speak any words.
It will make them feels irritating.

April Fool Pranks 2016 Fifth

Pickled HeadS hrunkenk
Print out a life-size color photo of a anyone face, or a scary creature photo or draw with photoshop and print. Find a large glass jar in your house or from neighbour . Cut the photo so that it can fits inside the jar (facing outward of the jar so that anyone can see photo easily or spray with waterproofing spray). Place the jar in the refrigerator before victim open the door of refrigerator . Now just wait  and see until your victim opens the fridge for a snack or food – then be ready to shout

Saturday, 26 March 2016

April Fools Prank Ideas to Play on your Friends' PC or laptop

Is your friend addicted to his PC or laptops, even during the April Fools' day?

Then make the most of it!!

Here are some of the short ideas to craft a prank.




1. Change the desktop background to a screenshot. Hide all the icons on the desktop.

Note: You can take screenshot using PrintScreen button on keyboard. Save the image andset it as background. Right click on the desktop and hidfe all the icons.

This is old school prank. But luckiliy many of them fall prey to this prank.


2. Ghost messages

Use PFautotyper. It lets you simulate keyboard presses. You can loop the same message over and over. Like "NSA is watching you".
Scare the shit out of your friend.

OR

Open the notepad. Type in.


set wshshell = wscript.CreateObject(“wScript.Shell”)
wshshell.run “Notepad”
wscript.sleep 600
wshshell.sendkeys “N”
wscript.sleep 600
wshshell.sendkeys “S”
wscript.sleep 320
wshshell.sendkeys “A”
wscript.sleep 800
wshshell.sendkeys “I”
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys “S”
wscript.sleep 740
wshshell.sendkeys “WATCHING”
wscript.sleep 200
wshshell.sendkeys “Y”
wscript.sleep 70
wshshell.sendkeys “O”
wscript.sleep 620
wshshell.sendkeys “U”
wscript.sleep 70

Save it as example.vbs. Run the file. Or make your friend to run the file  by faking app name and icon.


3. Create a shortcut of an loud MP3 song.
Change the app name and icon to that of Google Chrome. Fire up the speaker volume. Rock on!!

THe goal is to make the icon exactly look like Chrome app.

4. Shut down the computer by displaying annoying messaging
Open NotePad type in:
@echo off
echo”type the title of the dialog box”
shutdown -s -f -t “time interval between shutdown” -c “type a
message you want to appear
here”

Save it as filename.*bat* and select “*all files*”
Create a shortcut of it in desktop and change the icon and name to my computer or other.

5. Now if you click the file, your PC will shutdown within 60 seconds displaying the above text….
Example: @echo off
echo”shame on you”
shutdown -s -f -t 60 -c “Malware has crashed your computer”




Put the file in Windows startup folder. In windows type in shell:startup in Windows charm search box.
Beware. The message suddenly scares your friend!


6. Press *Ctrl + alt + arrow marks* , it will rotate the screen. Enjoy watching your friend working on inverted screen or inverting his monitor.

7. Open NotePad type in
x = msgbox
(“annoying message”,0+16 ,”message from”) ‘
Example:
x = msgbox
(“Your computer is
crashed”,0+16 ,”sys 32″) ‘
Save it as  file. vbs* under ‘all files’
Put the file in start-up folder (start programs: start-up) now the message box appears as soon as you turn on your PC.

It appears like, "Message from April Fool".

8. Teamviewer
Install Teamviewer on your mobile. Go to market. Control the friends' computer. Play musics and videos. Scare the hell out of him.


There are many more tools and applications which helps you make your friend a fool this April 1st.

Glad you loved this post.

Have a nice day.